Communion Wafers- Box of 1000: Round Unleavened Communion Wafers - Box of 1,000 Wafers

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My family use these Jesus biscuits to play eat-333-Jesus-biscuits-without-drinking, then we post the videos on YouTube. There are three of us so we give the spare one to the cat. Obviously we can't give him a whole Jesus biscuit at once for he would choke on the dry and tasteless treat, so it is useful that the manufacturer, presumably God, has chosen to pre-score the Jesus biscuits so they can easily be quartered. How thoughtful.

Really! I can't believe I wasted so much money on the so-called 'branded' wafers. In a deaf-dumb-and-blind test I really couldn't tell the difference. Michelin star!

I have been selling these outside our local church. Times are hard in this day and age. I've been charging 50 percent of what you normally put in the collections bowl. Making a killing. Jesus loves me.

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This item is perfect for reliving the 80's hey days. I lay a line of them leading into my local church and the little choir boys gobble them up just like a reversed pacman with the ghosts eating the pills......its also ideal as they are prone position bent over. It enables me to quickly fill them with the holy spirit, Yours Father McNally

​⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ​I’ll be honest, I bought these because I wanted to feel like I was at a 24/7 church service from the comfort of my couch, and Broadman did not disappoint. ​The Breakdown: ​The Crunch Factor: These have that classic, "I'm definitely unleavened" snap. They are round, white, and ready to serve, just like the box promises. ​The Design: Each wafer has a little cross on it. It’s like a tiny, edible high-five from above. ​Quantity for Days: With a 1,000-count box, I am prepared for a small revival or a very long winter. They come in 10 individual packs of 100, which is great because nobody likes a stale miracle. ​Portability: They fit in a pocket, a purse, or even a glove box. Hunger strikes at a red light? Have a wafer. It’s light, it’s airy, and it’s remarkably low-calorie for something so spiritually fulfilling. ​Final Verdict: ​If you’re looking for a gourmet five-course meal, this isn't it. But if you’re looking for a reliable, bulk-buy communion wafer that gets the job done with a satisfying "thwack" against the roof of your mouth, look no further. ​Pro-tip: Pairs surprisingly well with grape juice (obviously) or just a very enthusiastic choir rehearsal. 10/10, would bless again.

Taste like dirt

So, I'm quitting smoking, and in the process I'm finding myself over-eating, or getting bored, or developing the desire to go through the usual smoker motions (grab cigarette, light cigarette, puff away). I'm on Day 3, and while I feel like an emotional wreck, I am standing firm and occupying myself with a roll of these wafers by my side. If I have a craving, I'll put a few of them in a little bowl and have them one at a time, binge-eaty church style. It's already made the cigarette cravings so much easier to ignore. And, maybe this is just my taste buds coming back to life, they taste pretty okay? Anyway, if you're trying to quit smoking and you need something to consume in the meantime, give these a shot.

Very wonderful,I love it

Ever wake up in the morning and realize you are the type of person who has done some pretty horrible things in life? The solution is simple, stuff your face with 1,000 communion wafers. Simply open the box, pull out one of 10 conveniently packaged sleeves. Peel back the wrapper, pull out a wafer, hold it over your head and scream the power of Christ compels you and then shove that bad boy in your mouth and chew like your life depends on it, don't forget the blood of Christ, you're going to need something to wash these saliva suckers down. I promise that if you repeat this process until the box is gone you will be absolutely absolved of your sins, or far too intoxicated to remember you committed them in the first place, either way a good time will be had.