Trickmaster Monster Poo - The Original Floating Poo

Kids had so much fun with it until it was torn in half.

After placing it in pool for joke, it started falling into pieces

!!BEWARE!!Bought this as a gag gift for my daughter as a Xmas stocking stuffer. Because poop is funny and turds seem to be the in thing nowadays with the kids. It looked pretty real in the photos so I figured why not. Well, BIG mistake! It’s not that the poo looks/doesn’t look real. Oh it looks real alright, but not as a piece of doo doo. No, this thing looks like it came right out of an adult toy store. Seriously it does. I showed it to several friends/family members and they all agree, looks like a large black phallus in the package. So I’ve decided not to give this to my young daughter, as it’s my job as a father to keep her away from things like this. I’m going to give it away to one of my single lady friends instead. Parents beware, this is not the type of turd you want to buy for your children.

This product is crap. Ha ha, get it?

I originally bought this to try out in my brother's pool this summer but being that the pool isn't open yet (it's May in Wisconsin) we had to test it out in a few other places. One being my Mom's sink. It floats perfectly-not the most realistic looking turd but viewed from a distance it is sure to fool people. Either way it gets alot of laughs!

It's OK, but for $12, I would expect a higher quality turd.It's low density foam, and floats on top of the water in an unrealistic manor. It was instantly sucked into my pools skimmer, where it broke in half.However, 1/2 a turd is better than none, so I'll try it out at my friends pool party this weekend.

What can I say. It looks like a turd with corn in it. Used in the swimming pool. Freaked out the swimmers. Great gag.

There’s better turds on the market Peanut fell out quickly