3-Headed Shark Attack
O**L
This is Gold
And not because it is much different in style or substance from any other Asylum film. Even if you're not familiar with their work you must know that a film with the title '3 Headed Shark Attack' is going to be a low budget cheesy time waster. But what sets it apart is the acting - not that Asylum films will ever win any awards in this department but in this case the acting is absolutely awful. Seriously. I was laughing out loud in some places and cringing with embarrassment at other times. And the script and direction have to take their share of the blame also. The whole thing screams 'rushed'. There is quite a long scene at the start where a woman is talking to the group about the purpose of her research station and you would swear that she is reading every word off paper in front of her. And a little later three people are looking out to sea watching the shark, and the same woman is looking in a completely different direction to the others. The list of horrors just goes on and on. And The Asylum never seem to learn that you can't create suspense by throwing loud music continuously at the audience. Anyway, all this adds up to a remarkable viewing experience - a film I will definitely keep for a 'bad movie' night. It was worth every cent......
M**D
A Good Popcorn Movie
While it's campy and more than a bit corny in a few places this is actually a pretty good movie and a (much, much better) sequel to the "Two Headed Shark Attack). A science intern and a group of environmentalists are on a research station studying the mutations caused by ocean pollution when the three headed shark attacks and pretty much quickly destroys the station. Chaos ensues as the survivors try to get off the island and stop the shark before it attacks them as well as a party boat. It's campy in a few places but the characters are believable and you find yourself actually regretting those who do get eaten. There's some gratuitous (and really, it's unnecessary) partial nudity for one sequence and the movie can be fairly gory but it's definitely worth picking up and watching over and over. And it does leave you wondering if there's other multi-headed sharks out there and what else has been changed by ocean pollution...And note, one of the characters from the first "Sharknado' movie is one of the research scientists.
D**3
Not a bad flic defiantly a pop corn movie
Not bad certainly one of the better shark movies and although you can get this in a dvd pack with others shark movies your better off getting the stand alone copy. Although 2,and 5 headed shark is marginally better this is worth a watch
C**N
Not the Worst!
Yeah, it's okay. Not sure about the Ending. I didn't get why the male character that survived DID survive since he wasn't much of a "hero." The bravest act he performs in the entire movie is to swim out to the boat that originally brought himself and his friends to the Research Facility where he met up with his old flame. The attack by the Three Headed Shark on the Facility having caused the boat to slip its moorings and float away to the "garbage dump" (which actually exists, by the way, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch stretches for hundreds of miles across the North Pacific Ocean, forming a nebulous, floating junk yard on the high seas. Mostly it's made of all our plastic that we've thrown into our rivers and streams over the years). Anyway, our hero goes to fetch the boat...which he doesn't know how to start. Which means another guy has to swim out to the boat to help him...all this while the shark is circling the area,In fact, this group are so bad at saving themselves (or anyone else) you begin to think the only thing that COULD save anyone would be for the Three-Headed Shark to commit suicide.Rent this one...don't buy it unless you're a fan of really badly made movies.(This clunker makes "Avalanche Sharks" look like "Citizen Kane." but it's okay to watch once.
J**2
Absolutely best "bad" shark movie ever.
Nah, this isn't Jaws, Jaws II or even Deep Blue Sea, but what it is, is an excellent B-level monster movie. There is more death and carnage in this movie than I can ever recall in any other shark movie ever. The acting is not great but for a B-level movie it's surprisingly not awful either. Neither is the dialogue or special effects. But yet they are bad enough to let you know you are indeed watching a B-movie. Extremely entertaining an only one or two dull moments. I laughed and screamed at the same time.
D**S
Machete vs a 3-headed Shark. Need I say more?
In the tradition of Sharknado, Asylum and SyFy Channel have created another offbeat and entertaining shark movie. A group must risk the waters to try to escape the 3-headed shark's wrath. We get to see WWE/ECW wrestler battle the shark. We get to see Machete (Danny Trejo) battle the shark with his infamous machete. We even get to see our favorite mate from down under from Sharknado have a go with the shark. Plenty of the gore we all come to expect from their films.
L**B
"Watchable" Is The Most Charitable Thing We Have To Say About This Movie
The single emotion I felt during this movie was distress and rage when Max, the only good character in the entire film despite having five minutes TOPS of screentime, got eaten after he killed the shark in the most bizarre smacking-with-a-machete way possible. He was the only highlight of this movie.It was watchable, which is more than like, Mega Piranha can say, I guess? But That's about it. Six-headed Shark is better, though just about as nonsensical. At least that one had the Dark Web Guy.Don't waste your money, let us waste our money for you to tell you that it isn't worth wasting your money.2/10 better than Mega Piranha still
J**T
Another Great 3-Headed Shark Movie
The dvd case was broken so I replaced with another dvd case. The dvd disc works well. But I love the movie. Rob Van Dam and Danny Trejo rocked. The story was very well writtened. The effects looked real too.
V**S
A nice surprise from asylum....finally a good shark B- HORROR movie.
Great shark B movie horror with desent cgi good performances and cheesy action sequences. much better than the 2 headed shark attack film a film which was not related to this new one. it's also had constant action so u never get bored and it's also uses sharknado films elements. nudity is plenty as u get to see boobs and monocinis and in general this movie has it all. A MUST HAVE IN YOUR DVD COLLECTION GRADE // B (8 out of 10)
I**R
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I viewed the film on the Horrer channelI thought it was a good film and decided to buy it. Same with others I ppurchased - Exam Let her out. Ibiza undeadThere is one thing I like to point out tomake it clear where dvds are dispatched from. Because some dvds arrived with the description on sleeve not in English
S**N
It's no jaws
A great b or c movie
J**R
Machete!
Actually a great schlocky movie.
M**N
Don’t take this seriously
Absolutely hilarious. My daughter and I have made a hobby from watching ‘bad’ films and this is so bad it’s brilliant.
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