--- product_id: 1822400 title: "Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean" brand: "coffee bitch slap" price: "₱2253" currency: PHP in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.ph/products/1822400-coffee-bitch-slap-extra-strong-and-extra-smooth-high-caffeine store_origin: PH region: Philippines --- # Extra high caffeine boost Fair Trade ethically sourced Precision small-batch roasting Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean **Brand:** coffee bitch slap **Price:** ₱2253 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > ⚡ Slap your mornings awake with bold flavor and relentless energy! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean by coffee bitch slap - **How much does it cost?** ₱2253 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ph](https://www.desertcart.ph/products/1822400-coffee-bitch-slap-extra-strong-and-extra-smooth-high-caffeine) ## Best For - coffee bitch slap enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted coffee bitch slap brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Roast Mastery:** Temperature and airflow controlled roasting for a perfectly balanced profile - • **Smooth Operator:** Expertly roasted to deliver a bold yet silky smooth flavor - • **Conscious Caffeine:** Fair Trade certified blend supporting sustainable farming communities - • **Wake Up Like a Pro:** Extra strong caffeine for unstoppable energy all day long - • **Bean-to-Cup Freshness:** Whole bean, locally roasted in small batches for peak aroma and taste ## Overview Coffee Bitch Slap is a specialty whole bean coffee blend from African and Latin American origins, roasted locally in small batches with precise temperature and airflow control to maximize caffeine content while maintaining a smooth, rich flavor. Packaged in a 12-ounce bag, this Fair Trade certified coffee delivers an extra strong caffeine kick designed to keep professionals alert and energized throughout their busiest days. ## Description Coffee*Keep that pimpin' hand strong! If you see someone dragging along, give them a Coffee Bitch Slap and tell 'em "Drink Up, Wake Up!" Our roaster is able to add or subtract heat to change the speed at which the coffee is roasted. During every roast, we monitor the temperature of the beans in the drum, the temperature of the exhaust, and gas pressure. By noting the changes in these marks over time, we can make many small adjustments to the gas pressure and air-flow to create a roast profile with high caffeine and smooth flavor! Review: SMELLS SO DAMN GOOD! - OMG This coffee smells so good through the bag! It comes as full bean, and when I first opened this black plastic bag that covered the coffee packaging, the smell envelopes you, and literally feels like you are already energized. This coffee was freshly ground and brewed, and woke everyone up in a two family house on Christmas morning! It was one of the best tasting coffees' that I have ever had! please buy a bag for the humorous coffee lover in your life, and one for yourself. Review: Slap Happy Coffee!! Catchy name and a smooth flavor. - The name on this coffee is funny, but the flavor is no joke. This is a very smooth blend with a lot of kick and a good flavor. If you enjoy high octane coffee, then Bitch Slap coffee was made for you. It will seriously wake you up in a heartbeat. I drink two cups in the morning, but one is definately enough, I just enjoy the extra bolt of lightning. Take my word on the smoothness though, it really goes down good. ## Features - Specialty blend of African and Latin American coffees 12 ounce bag - Extra strong means extra caffeine; yet super smooth - Whole bean and locally roasted in small batches - Roasted to keep you extra alert and ready for the long haul - Fair Trade coffee ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B00JKZJOHG | | Best Sellers Rank | #289,126 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #2,784 in Roasted Coffee Beans | | Brand Name | Coffee Bitch Slap | | Caffeine Content Description | Caffeinated | | Coffee Roast Level | Light Roast | | Coffee Type | Coffee Bean | | Container Type | Bag | | Customer Reviews | 4.3 out of 5 stars 306 Reviews | | Flavor | coffee | | Item Dimensions | 8 x 3.5 x 2.5 inches | | Item Form | Whole Bean | | Item Height | 2.5 inches | | Item Package Weight | 0.36 Kilograms | | Item Type Name | Coffee Beans | | Manufacturer | Coffee Bitch Slap | | Number of Items | 1 | | Region of Origin | African and Latin American | | Specialty | fair-trade | | UPC | 854461002192 766789932115 | | Unit Count | 12 Ounce | | Variety | African and Latin American | ## Images ![Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61N7qGc7eWL.jpg) ![Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61xX8VW0XeL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SMELLS SO DAMN GOOD! *by F***A on December 27, 2014* OMG This coffee smells so good through the bag! It comes as full bean, and when I first opened this black plastic bag that covered the coffee packaging, the smell envelopes you, and literally feels like you are already energized. This coffee was freshly ground and brewed, and woke everyone up in a two family house on Christmas morning! It was one of the best tasting coffees' that I have ever had! please buy a bag for the humorous coffee lover in your life, and one for yourself. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Slap Happy Coffee!! Catchy name and a smooth flavor. *by H***R on June 26, 2014* The name on this coffee is funny, but the flavor is no joke. This is a very smooth blend with a lot of kick and a good flavor. If you enjoy high octane coffee, then Bitch Slap coffee was made for you. It will seriously wake you up in a heartbeat. I drink two cups in the morning, but one is definately enough, I just enjoy the extra bolt of lightning. Take my word on the smoothness though, it really goes down good. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Got empty bags of it all over the office *by C***O on December 20, 2016* I have a solid stable of brews and I was surprised when I tasted this one at how much I enjoyed it. Being honest: I got the coffee because the label reminded me of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But damn if it isn't smooth, velvety, and rich. It also packs one hell of a punch, but doesn't leave you crawling on the floor hours later. The kick is tempered and makes for a great work mug. ## Frequently Bought Together - Coffee-Bitch-Slap-Extra Strong & Extra Smooth High Caffeine Coffee, Whole Bean - Death Wish Coffee Co., Organic and Fair Trade, Medium Roast, Whole Bean Coffee, 16 oz - Death Wish Coffee Co. 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