---
product_id: 21594824
title: "The NoPhone Selfie"
brand: "nophone"
price: "₱162"
currency: PHP
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.ph/products/21594824-the-nophone-selfie
store_origin: PH
region: Philippines
---

# Toilet-bowl resistant No data plan No camera The NoPhone Selfie

**Brand:** nophone
**Price:** ₱162
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 📱 Ditch the Distraction, Embrace the NoPhone!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The NoPhone Selfie by nophone
- **How much does it cost?** ₱162 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ph](https://www.desertcart.ph/products/21594824-the-nophone-selfie)

## Best For

- nophone enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted nophone brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Zero Battery Anxiety:** Never worry about charging or battery life again.
- • **Designed for the Bold:** Stand out in a world of screens with a statement piece.
- • **Perfect for Digital Detox:** Ideal for those seeking a break from the digital noise.
- • **Break Free from Distraction:** Embrace the art of being present without notifications.
- • **Ultimate Conversation Starter:** Spark curiosity and conversations with this unique accessory.

## Overview

The NoPhone Selfie is a revolutionary product designed for individuals seeking to disconnect from their real phones. With no data plan, camera, battery, or Wi-Fi, it offers a unique solution for digital detox while being completely toilet-bowl resistant.

## Description

The NoPhone SELFIE is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones and selfies.

## Features

- The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real phones
- It has no data plan, no camera, no battery and no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant
- It's the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much

## Images

![The NoPhone Selfie - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51R4gCxqWmL.jpg)
![The NoPhone Selfie - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51j2nAs3sFL.jpg)
![The NoPhone Selfie - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51upSBvtFML.jpg)
![The NoPhone Selfie - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51ZNaRR-GlL.jpg)
![The NoPhone Selfie - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51wWjfz2cZL.jpg)

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Is it toilet bowl resistant?**
A: Very.

**Q: Does it come in no-Windows, or do I have to choose no-iOS or no-Android only?**
A: Actually the nophone comes with its custom software that is a combination of no-IOS and no-Android, unfortunately the custom software hasnt any traces of no-Windows software.

**Q: what's this ?**
A: It is a vaguely phone-shaped slab of plastic with a crude mirror attached!  It is designed to annoy smart phone addicts.  It works.

**Q: What is the resolution of the screen?**
A: It's analog to digital to analog upscaled to 1080p resolution, but the shimmery effervescence of the prism screen makes it look almost 4k 3D.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Detox
*by M***R on November 22, 2019*

Started smartphone detox in July? This has been a help. Overpriced for what it is.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Four Stars
*by R***S on September 2, 2016*

good gag gift, conversation starter

### ⭐ I hope you don't get that ***** I got at customer service.
*by K***C on September 13, 2016*

Custom service is a joke. I'd been calling and calling and no one would answer my calls. I finally got this one old dude on video chat but he just sat there mocking me, repeating everything I said but in this high pitched whiny voice that made me want to punch him in the face. All the while with a really malign, sardonic grin on his face....he kinda creeped me out.

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*Product available on Desertcart Philippines*
*Store origin: PH*
*Last updated: 2026-04-22*