Valhalla Java Ground

The AROMA once you open this package - oh the best! And the taste is fantastic! Nice and dark, smooth and bold at the same time. I call this "My RAGNAR coffee".

Greetings, fellow caffeine enthusiasts! Today I'm here to talk to you about Deathwish coffee, more specifically, the Valhalla blend. Buckle up and prepare for a wild ride, I've had two cups of this coffee and I feel like I need to go to jail. Now, in case you didn't know, let's start with the basics. "Valhalla" is essentially viking heaven, and literally translates to "hall of the slain" in old norse. The smell of these bad boys is enough to make me feel like I could learn every norse language overnight. It's like a concentrated shot of pure energy sneaking up your nose and tap dancing on your olfactory receptors. One whiff, and you'll be convinced that you can smell colors and hear flavors. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in full viking garb at two in the morning—it's a common side effect. When it comes to taste balanced with caffeine content, these beans really do take it to the next level. Brace yourself for a flavor explosion that'll make fireworks jealous. The first sip hits your taste buds like a lightning strike, awakening every single nerve ending in your mouth. It's like a party where all the flavors are invited—chocolate, caramel, and a dash of extra zing that makes your taste buds sing. If you're looking for a coffee that slaps you awake like a caffeinated kangaroo, this is the way to go. Of course, we can't ignore the insane caffeine content. These beans pack a punch that could send a rocket ship to Neptune. With just one cup, you'll be ready to run a marathon, solve complex equations, and juggle flaming torches—all at the same time. However, it's essential to approach this level of caffeine with caution. Too much, and you might find yourself speaking at a million words per minute, inventing a new language, or challenging your neighbors to a coffee-fueled dance-off. Legend on the school bus has it that Jimmy down the street drank four cups and ran to Nebraska. The real fun begins when you share with your friends. Imagine a gathering where everyone is fueled by this ultra-caffeinated elixir. Conversations become a rapid-fire exchange of ideas, jokes, and nonsensical brilliance. It's like an episode of a caffeinated sitcom, where laughter is contagious and snorts become the soundtrack of the night. Just make sure to have a camera ready—you'll want to capture those priceless moments of pure caffeine-induced hilarity. Seriously, forget whatever methodology D.A.R.E. and Cocaine Anonymous use these days- this stuff alone is enough to convince me I never need another mind-altering substance. In conclusion, these are not just coffee beans—they're a passport to a legendary world of caffeinated adventure. From the electrifying packaging to the flavor explosion and the side-splitting effects, these beans are the ultimate catalyst for laughter. Grab a bag, gather your wittiest friends, and embark on a journey where every sip is a punchline waiting to happen. Remember, life is too short to drink ordinary coffee. Embrace the madness and let the laughter flow like a caffeine-powered river. For Valhalla!

The Death Wish Coffee Valhalla Java Dark Roast Grounds have taken my coffee journey to an exhilarating new level, and I'm thrilled to award them a well-deserved five-star rating. If you're a fan of robust, full-bodied coffee that delivers an intense wake-up call, this blend is an absolute must-try. From the moment I opened the bag, I was greeted by an intoxicating aroma that hinted at the boldness within. The deep, rich scent set the stage for what turned out to be a truly remarkable coffee experience. The dark roast profile is evident in every sip, providing a level of depth and complexity that keeps me coming back for more. The flavor is nothing short of exceptional. With each cup, I'm treated to a symphony of bold, earthy notes that dance on my taste buds. The blend strikes a perfect balance between boldness and smoothness, ensuring that while the coffee is intense, it remains remarkably drinkable. What sets this coffee apart is its impressive caffeine content. If you're looking for a serious energy boost to kickstart your day, look no further. The Valhalla Java lives up to its name, invoking a sense of invigoration and strength akin to the legendary Norse warriors it's named after. The packaging is equally noteworthy. The dark, mystic design aligns perfectly with the coffee's persona, and the resealable bag ensures that the grounds remain fresh and flavorful with every brew. It's important to note that while this coffee is undoubtedly a powerhouse, it might not be suitable for those who prefer milder blends. However, if you're a true coffee aficionado who craves intense flavor and a jolt of energy, the Valhalla Java is an experience you won't want to miss. In conclusion, the Death Wish Coffee Valhalla Java Dark Roast Grounds have earned their five-star rating by delivering a bold, captivating coffee experience that goes beyond the ordinary. With its exceptional flavor, high caffeine content, and carefully crafted packaging, this blend is a true gem for those seeking an unforgettable cup of coffee. Whether you're facing a challenging day or simply want to savor the richness of a well-crafted brew, the Valhalla Java is your perfect companion.

Excellent bold flavor

It tastes great and has a kick, but the price isn't the best

I’m not a coffee drinker, especially without cream but this coffee is different. It’s the best coffee I’ve ever had! Drink it every day!

Coffee is very good. I love the strength gives you a good energy level taste wonderful the aroma is great and for the value that you get for the money that you spend, you can’t beat it.

Love this bold flavored coffee.

Excelente producto para quienes gustan de un cafe fuerte y esquisito sabor.

Durch einen Zufall sind ein Kumpel und ich auf den Kaffee des Gitarristen "Zack Wylde" gestoßen. Der Kaffee hat spürbar eine hohe Koffeinmenge, da er bis zur Schwärze geröstet ist. Dabei ist der Kaffee kaum bis garnicht bitter. Das ist der erste Kaffee, der mir wirklich geschmeckt hat. Wir kennen's ja alle, "Kaffee-Laien" haben anfangs net so den Geschmack. Ich habe ihn schon mehrfach bestellt und freue mich immer wieder wie ein kleines Kind auf die 2 Sticker - und natürlich auch den Kaffee. Ich bereite ihn, wenn's schnell gehen soll in einer French Press oder wenn's schön aromatisch sein soll im vietnamesischen Dropfilter. Der Kaffee ist in Deutschland nicht erhältlich aber kann hier problemlos aus der UK nachbestellt werden. Ich werde ihn auf jeden noch öfters bestellen und mich am leckeren Boost in den Tag erfreuen können. PS: Wenn man nicht viel Koffein verträgt, am besten nur eine Tasse am Tag trinken.

Caffè al di sopra delle aspettative dal gusto forte ed un aroma unico. Il costo decisamente al di sopra la media ma ne vale la pena ideale per chi ama il caffè americano ma indicato anche per la moka e poi diciamolo per uno che adora i alci label society e la musica di zakk wylde lo deve assaggiare almeno una volta

بصراحة قهوة عادية جدا هي ممكن قوية لناس الينا بتشرب قهوة باستمرار ولكن أيضا راعوا اننا نطلب افخم شي بيه نسبة كافيين بمعني صحيح الي بيشرب قهوة طالب هذا مخصوص انت تقل كافيين علي أساس الي ما بيشرب باستمرار ما ذنبا احنا يشتري اي قهوة أخري انما انت تضع اسم ومعلومات وانا اشرب وادفع وهي هي نفس القهوة العادية يمكن كمان بني النجار أو اي بني عادي عبدالمعبود بتاع مصر افضل 😭

I make this in an electric percolator and it really does hit the spot. It's worth the ££ especially when compared to the dross that is freeze dried instant and the awful acidic taste it gives. I must have a bit of Viking in me as i dont find this too strong and not too much of a caffeine hit but of course that is a subjective comment. However the flavour is the really hit here, excellent, robust, fruity.... shall i go on? I like it balck and strong and if i am feeling a bit fruity i use a spoonful of coconut oil, dont knock it til you tried it. Also you get some great stickers/decals when ordering!