Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn

The days of my life were long and dark. I had spent my whole life searching for happiness, but to no avail. I had come to believe life was nothing more than a cruel trick, a void of emptiness. I felt lost and frightened, without love and without hope. Then one day, I found my answer. An inflatable unicorn horn. At first I was unsure: could this really be my answer? I was wrong. It wasn't my answer, it was THE answer. The thing everyone searches for their entire lives, but many do not find. The model wearing the horn beckoned to me. His eyes as blue as the ocean and as enticing as Blue, from Blue's Clues, bathing in a bath of blueberry jellybeans as sapphire encrusted confetti falls from the sky. "Just click it," he seemed to say. I hovered my hand over the 1-click order button. All I wanted was to be carefree and happy, like the man on the cover. That was all I needed. I clicked the button.Three aggravating and suspenseful days later a package arrived on my doorstep. I hastily ripped away the packaging in a furious storm of excitement. Inside lay a small box. It was no more than a mere five by three inches, yet it held the answer to my sorrow. I blew up the horn with lightning speed, nearly rendering myself unconscious in the process. As I placed it on my head everything changed. It was as though my whole life everything had been static, and now the world was in high-definition. Rainbows burst from the heavens, fireworks exploded in dazzling displays, a small town in Africa had its first rain in a decade, and cancer was miraculously eradicated. For once in my life I felt truly alive. No longer was I the same shell of a man as I was before. My clothes magically became pink and covered in glitter. I had found true happiness. I had found the blue-eyed, pink-sweater-wearing, unicorn-riding man inside of me.

Yes, there actually is a blow up Unicorn horn inside. We had a great laugh over it!

I love this unicorn horn! The box made my family laugh. To the people who put 3 or less stars you are wrong! When I got this item I thought I was unlucky and got a small string that couldn't fit me (as some people complained about). But apparently I was putting it on wrong! So I thought that all the haters were putting it on wrong to. You're suppose To put it on over your head. The one problem is at the time it came. I ordered it The third of October and it was suppose to come the fifth through the 12th but it came the 30th. My mom made me a unicorn horn for my costume. When it came my dad was a daddy unicorn it was hilarious!

Yeah sure I bought an inflatable unicorn horn. What did I expect? To fly away on unicorn horse back and arrive at distant planet that harbors life in the form of strictly unicorns? I guess not. The unicorn code thing on the back makes me lose respect for unicorns. I thought unicorns were at least slightly hardcore. I was so wrong. If you buy this you get exactly what it says, an inflatable unicorn horn. Unicorn travel not included.

I was skeptical of the stories... instant powers that could not be explained... I placed this mythical beast of inflatable horn upon my head on a cold dark night and my life changed...Small things at first... I could see in the dark slightly better... My feet felt lighter and I felt faster... I thought it was a joke until one day I raced my wife in her old gray rusty station wagon. Who won that race? You need to own the horn to know the truth.... Go forth and spread the word... a true unicorn horn for sale.

I bought this unicorn horn to blend in with the unicorn community. It worked for years until recently. Of all the people to turn on me, it was my own parents. I don't hate them for revealing my true identity, well actually I do. I feel like a unicorn on the inside. I don't care what anyone thinks about me or how i've chosen to live my life. Unicorns are beautiful, strong, magnificent, and I am a unicorn.

I bought 2x of these for my friends as nothing more than a gag gift. One of them had a long enough elastic strap but the other was far too small to fit around a normal adult's head.They are a niche gag gift at best. Enjoy.

This was a gift for a friend who never came to our apartment to receive it. Months later it still sat in the corner still dreaming about being opened. my roommates decided it was time. They removed the wrapping paper to find this GLORIOUS MAJESTIC unicorn horn. After being carefully blown up we found that the horn fits perfectly on our mascot pig- who in that moment became a pigacorn. The most beautiful pigacorn in all the land. His name is George.