Liquid Ass

This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you.

I bought this just to trick my 17 year old into cleaning his room... I never thought it would make him clean the ENTIRE HOUSE!! I secretly sprayed ONE pump of this in his room while he was sleeping on Saturday morning. A minute or so later I hear coughing and gagging. I went to his door and asked if he was ok. He said yes. But continued coughing. I asked if he had gotten sick because a strange smell was coming from his room. He said know. I asked well why does your room smell like sewage?! He looked at me with complete confusion and said I do not know. So I said well dude this is ridiculous! Your room smell horrible and you’re just laying around in this swamp smelling room?!! He said I don’t understand what’s going on! I said, I do! You need to clean this room! Yuck! And then walked away. He immediately started furiously cleaning... mopped the floor and wiped down the walls!! (He still smelled it because I would check in with him and of course secretly spray another pump lol!) Long story short just two pumps of this little bottle got my teen son to clean our entire house top to bottom looking for the culprit! Whenever his room gets out of hand I just spray once in his room and the cleaning supplies come out!! Best money I’ve spent on amazon! This product is AWESOME!

Sprayed this around my school. It was evacuated because they though there was leaking sewage.How to get out of school 11/10

This stuff... was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough to tell you how it smells.

I lit off about 4 sprays in a medium sized office. It cleared it out and they almost called the building owner to come service the plumbing and HVAC. I convinced them to open the doors and let it air out first- 5 min later it dissipated and back to normal. I was going to make a joke and laugh with co-workers about it, but too many members of management were concerned about the smell that I had to play innocent.

This stuff smells less like a fart and more like an unwashed anus of a homeless man who just jogged a mile in 95 degree heat. I received this "product" in the mail and immediately sprayed some in a bag and set it in the living room. My two month pregnant wife walked by and immediately started gagging. Through my laughter I immediately grabbed the bag to throw it outside, but as I attempted to catch my breath from laughing, I caught a whiff and immediately started gagging myself. I ended up having to wrap the bag in two other bags and throw it in the trash. I don't know if it was coincidence or not, but the next morning there was a dead squirrel in the yard.

Gross it busted open traveling

Well i waited for over a month for this to arrive and was very disappointed this is not the original liquid ass this is nothing but garlic water

Smells fowl

It is very specifically poop-scented. Not just a general gross smell. Not a rotten egg and sulfur smell like a stink bomb. It smells just like human poop. And it is potent!

I sprayed my coworkers machine and the maintenance guys came and took it all apart trying to find what they knew was something dead, amazing.

Received the package open and the bottle empty. Took an unnecessary long time to get it.

Someone in my science class sprayed this I think he was suspended, but we all got to go outside. While I don't condone these actions it is powerful enough to grant me an entire...

I have had this product for around three years. One time I sprayed in an arcade on a cruise ship for fun to see what would happen.

Amazing for pranks

Stinks like it says