Warning! Although the product itself is gluten free, they flour the conveyor belts in the factory so it won't stick to the machinery. I snuck into the facility and got photos!

Is this suitable for giving to my unicorns?

I'm not sure about your unicorns, but my friend Tinker gives it to all her unicorns on every full moon. She swears it makes their coats sparkle.

So, we're buying an empty can with a label for $10?

As someone who has tried and tested every kind of dehydrated water there is on the market, I do have to say that this one is the highest quality, most pure, bang for your buck dehydrated water there is on the market. Feel free to scope out some cheaper dehydrates water brands, but you will be sacrificing quality if you do so. 10/10 would recommend and buy this brand again

Some reviews on other websites claim that the can is actually only 20.95% dehydrated water and that the other 79% was actually nitrogen. Is this true?

No that is not true in my case. Mine was actually 41%dehydrated water and 59% nitrogen. Apparently they are not consistent.

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🛢️ Dehydrate your humor, hydrate your fun!

LIGHTWEIGHT PORTABLE - At just 68g, it’s the ultimate space-saving surprise for camping trips or office desks.
DURABLE STEEL PACKAGING - 16oz steel can ensures long-term storage and a premium tactile feel that screams quality prank.
UNMATCHED NOVELTY IMPACT - Stand out with the only real dehydrated water can—guaranteed to spark laughs and conversations.
PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION - Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or as a quirky stocking stuffer that shows you get their humor.
NO ASSEMBLY OR BATTERIES NEEDED - Ready to gift right out of the box—zero hassle, all fun.

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water is a genuine 16oz steel canned product designed as a hilarious gag gift and practical joke. Lightweight and compact, it’s perfect for camping enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates clever novelty items. No assembly or batteries required, making it an effortless, memorable gift for men and women alike.

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Product Dimensions	11.4 x 10.21 x 9.91 cm; 68.04 g
Manufacturer recommended age	4 years and up
Item model number	Dehydrated Water Adult Stocking Stuffer
Educational Objective(s)	Literacy & Spacial Awareness
Number of Game Players	1
Number of Puzzle Pieces	2
Assembly Required	No
Batteries Required?	No
Batteries Included?	No
tech_spec_battery_description_toys	No batteries required
Material Type(s)	Steel
Color	Blue
ASIN	B072L38SGT

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke.

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