Mini Universal Decorative Spoiler Wing for All Cars

When the 2020 Toyota GR Supra came out and someone told me that it was actually a rebadged BMW, my bowels kept hitting the eject button on me for days on end. Once relieved of this unusual and yet quite painful sensation, I acquired the keys to the most powerful, most aerodynamic, most luxurious, somewhat used 2014 Toyota Corolla. Two weeks before the first time I filled the gas tank up, I felt as if this car would never be like the flying car in the Harry Potter movies. So I did some research and intensive math equations for my college math class and concluded that air isn’t very powerful at 25MPH in a school zone. What I needed to lift this corolla into the air was a lot of wings and some simple weight reduction. I thought to myself mankind’s most unanswered question, “How do I reduce weight?” I spoke to a aeronautical engineer down by the local starbucks, and I simply drilled 2.5 inch holes into the bottom of my engine block, gas tank, blinkers, and even the CVT transmission, to reduce the weight of all those useless fluids. And yet I still couldn’t get enough weight reduction for takeoff. Do you know how excruciatingly painful it is when you're running late to school and your car weighs more than 22 African Elephants, eating away at your precious MPG average? It is unacceptable. After a decade of pure determination, Call of Duty, and hundreds of White Monster energy drinks, I was finally able to conclude that my car had too much weight still and not enough up-force causing countless failed takeoffs. My hands literally went straight to deflating my tires, removing all the seats, selling every part I could on Craigslist and eBay in order to buy the plethora of wings needed to show that person that BMW’s need blinker fluid too. When searching for the perfect wing, I was looking for lightweight and whatever gives the most up-force. This right here was right up my alley. Using a rusty fire hydrant, a broken chromebook, and half bottle of Febreze, I was able to determine that my corolla was hypothetically lighter than me on the moon. Ever since installing this spoiler, my corolla has not once touched asphalt. Now I can check off the box for “going to the moon” on my bucket list.

Cool little gift the adhesive work better than expected. For sure thought it would fly off but it stuck and had no problems

I love this it makes my day every single time I see it I've gotten so many laughs from so many different people it's absolutely hilarious and I love it. ***I do recommend using gorilla double-sided tape to get that extra hold***It's been storming and it's been raining and it's just been crazy kinds of weather and it's still holding on strong, Assembly was super easy! Definitely recommend as a gag gift or if your jokester or just looking for laughs

Good quality product and fast shipping. Great value for the price. The adhesion is really solid. Has held up in all weather. Super easy to install too.

Completed the look I was hoping for!

Cute exactly as pictured, but it is a very Light Plastic! Not sure how Long it would stay stuck on car going 70mph.

Fantastic gag gift for tuner boy in your family for sticking onto their PC or monitor.This is sized for a toy. Not a large item.Well-received joke gift.

Car goes much faster, the aerodynamics are phenomenal now. I have truly never experienced such speed in my life. This must be what the astronauts feel when they launch into space. changed my life.absolutely recommend this to anyone looking to improve their quality of life and boost horsepower to the X-treme