--- product_id: 39799486 title: "Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket by Witty Yeti 20 Pack. Both Realistic & Hilarious. Great Prank, Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer. Punish The Idiots Who Park Like Morons. It’s Time for Justice!" brand: "witty yeti" price: "₱1303" currency: PHP in_stock: true category: "Witty Yeti" url: https://www.desertcart.ph/products/39799486-full-size-fake-parking-ticket-by-witty-yeti-20-pack store_origin: PH region: Philippines --- # 9” x 4” full-size realistic ticket 20 tickets per pack for maximum prank power Durable paper, outdoor-ready for stealthy placement Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket by Witty Yeti 20 Pack. Both Realistic & Hilarious. Great Prank, Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer. Punish The Idiots Who Park Like Morons. It’s Time for Justice! **Brand:** witty yeti **Price:** ₱1303 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🚗💥 Deliver swift, stylish parking justice with a wink! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket by Witty Yeti 20 Pack. Both Realistic & Hilarious. Great Prank, Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer. Punish The Idiots Who Park Like Morons. It’s Time for Justice! by witty yeti - **How much does it cost?** ₱1303 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ph](https://www.desertcart.ph/products/39799486-full-size-fake-parking-ticket-by-witty-yeti-20-pack) ## Best For - witty yeti enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted witty yeti brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Bulk Pack of 20:** Keep the prank arsenal stocked for every parking offender you encounter. - • **Perfect Gag Gift:** Ideal for Secret Santa, office fun, or stocking stuffers that spark laughter. - • **Silent Justice Agent:** Slip it under the windshield wiper and watch karma quietly unfold. - • **Realistic Full-Size Design:** Authentic 9” x 4” ticket fools even the most skeptical bad parker. - • **Satisfaction Guaranteed for Life:** Witty Yeti promises a hassle-free replacement or refund if you’re not thrilled. ## Overview The Witty Yeti Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket 20 Pack offers a hilarious and realistic way to prank bad parkers. Each 9” x 4” ticket is crafted on durable paper for outdoor use and comes in a bulk pack of 20, perfect for gifting or keeping handy. Designed to look like a real parking ticket, it’s the ultimate tool for playful revenge and social commentary on parking etiquette, backed by a lifetime satisfaction guarantee. ## Description Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are. Swift, Quiet Revenge Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods. Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor. How big are they?Despite how often I tell my wife this, these actually are 9” long and 4” wide (23cm x 10cm)!How many do I get?Each value pack includes a total of 20 individual parking tickets.Guaranteed for Life!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction! ## Features - GET BACK AT MORONS PARKING LIKE JERKS. You know how much it sucks to get a parking ticket. Fill your target with that rage by giving them a realistic 9” x 4” fake ticket. It'll be glorious! - BE AN AGENT OF JUSTICE. For too long, bad parkers have been able to park with impunity. But no longer! Fight back by letting them know just how stupid they really are. - SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE! We stand behind all of our funny mens stocking stuffers. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right! - EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT for adult stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa parties, or for anybody whose rage burns with the fire of a thousand suns at the sight of a double-parked car. - REALISTIC DESIGN ON FULL SIZE PAPER. They will definitely think they've gotten a parking ticket, plus you get to customize it to maximize the insult! ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B06XB4F93J | | Age Range Description | Adult | | Best Sellers Rank | #202,736 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) #2,311 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys | | Brand Name | Witty Yeti | | Color | Black and Orange | | Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (413) | | Indoor Outdoor Usage | Outdoor | | Item Dimensions | 9.41 x 4.21 x 0.51 inches | | Item Part Number | bad parking job prank | | Item Weight | 4.8 ounces | | Manufacturer | Witty Yeti | | Manufacturer Part Number | false decoy infraction park job | | Manufacturer recommended age | 13 - 20 years | | Material Type | Paper | | Number of Players | 1 | | Operation Mode | Manual | | Power Source | Manual | | Set Name | 1 | | Size | Small | | Supported Battery Types | No batteries required | | Theme | bad parking annoying neighbor blocked car revenge vengeance double parked stocking stuffer christmas present | | UPC | 817244022619 | | Unit Count | 20 Count | ## Images ![Full-Size Fake Parking Ticket by Witty Yeti 20 Pack. 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