Bargain Max Decals Dodge The Father Ram The Daughter Parody Sticker Notebook Car Laptop 4" x 6" (White)

How can I get this in a black or matte black?

Why does this seem perverted to me?

So I ordered the sticker, and it said expected by this sate and it never came so I emailed and y’all said 2 business days but it’s been at least 4-5?