Mountain of the Cannibal God

if you want the true Ursula an dress and not some tamed down IAN FLEMING version of hershe let's it all hang out in this movie with some great cannibal scenes to go along the trulygorgeous URSULA ANDRESSthis movie is a 100% must buy for your collectionquit watching AFI'S#1 movie for gods sake and watch a really good movie for oneand just happens to be MOUTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD

The other listing for that movie points this out. But this movie is about 8 minutes longer so there's more footage.

I have always liked the movie "SHE" and thought I stumbled onto another similar movie starring actress Ursula Andress (per Amazon's suggestion). This movie was the most disgusting film I have ever seen (and didn't watch the entire movie). Live lizards being cut apart piece by piece, a snake gorging on a live monkey with the poor monkeys eyes bulging out, tribal men having sex with hogs, tribal girls masturbating....the list goes on.I consider this film to be porn and extremely offensive. I am not an activist or being judgmental in any way, but I do have good morals and this was a HUGE waste of money and time.

Ok, I get started.I saw the last 10 minutes of this flick on my local Tv and when I saw the lead girl I thought wow she's a beauty.She was getting stripped and painted with blood to prepare her to be the cannibals godness and to sent her to her dead husband who she was looking.When I saw that the flick was avaliable on Dvd I immediatly ordered.It has a good and reasonable prize and was full of extras and contains the restored version of the film uncut and uncensored.Susan Stevenson(Andress) fly to New Guinea to find her missing husband who were on a expedition to find a sacred mountain full of cannibals and uranium.The British consulate refuses helping her because of political issues,they led to a mysterious man Dr Edward Foster(a young Stacy Keach) a colleague of her husband and former expiditioner.She convinces him to help her and organizes a expedition to find her husband.When there they are attacked by animals,traps and loose all their men until they met Manolo and saves Susan from a cannibal.In a helpful village they rested until another cannibal and former expeditioner kills a native girl and hurts Edward on his knee.Instead of this flaw he decides to go further after the villagers expulse them from the village.In the climb in the waterfalls Arthur doesn't help Edward and he feels down and dies.When Manolo knows the true intentions of the mission they are captured by the cannibals.The cannibals kills Arthur and eat all his flesh and keep Manolo tied up.Finally they escaped via the river.The flick contains graphic violence and sex equally given.

This has to be, without question, one of the all time worst films ever made and as such, I have to give it ten out of ten. The acting is awful, the story is, well, recycled from a million other movies and the direction was, well, uh, was there any? And the extra footage taken from someone's vault will leave you picking your jaw up off the floor. If you're a serious film fan, avoid this, but if you love the very worst films of all time, as I do, don't miss it. An absolute hoot.

Towards the end of the movie, you get to see Ursula Andress tied naked to a stake (though they don't grant us full-frontal nudity), and that's yummy. But to get to that point, you have to sit through at least an hour of tedious nonsense, and anyway it's all downhill from there.This is the movie. Ursula Andress's husband has gone missing on an expedition in New Guinea. A search party is formed, and Andress joins them. Bad music. She slips and is threatened by a spider, but is saved. A member of the party gets trapped and dies. More bad music. Ursula Andress is threatened by a snake, but is saved. More people get trapped die. In the meantime, we see some extended shots of predators like pythons devouring prey. With bad music. Eventually the remnants of the search party get to their destination; Andress gets tied to that stake, but her companion figures out a way for them to escape. They escape.The so-called "deviant sexuality" consists of a ten-second sequence in which one of the natives (and they don't even look Papuan) simulates copulation with some kind of large pig. Those of you who keep saying things like "This movie is not for the faint of heart!" please, stop misleading everybody. Put it this way. This is supposed to be a horror movie, and I literally fell asleep watching it.

Ursula Andress (or 'undress'?) is okay in this shock movie starring Stacy Keach. It is hard to defend a film such as this--there is actually a scene of bestiality that I pray was simulated--but overall, it's not anymore gross or hard to take than the mainstream Hollywood idiot-themed mess. I suppose there's something to say for the filmmakers's chutzpah--but for God's sake, do we need that awful, wretched, wigged out music to accompany our depravity watching? The extra on the disc includes an interview with the director in which he explains movies such as this as being "counter-educational"--now what that means in a movie where native weirdos are flaying open an alligator only to make a quick repast out of him is repulsive enough to educate one against skinning and eating alligators from there after, so I suppose that's educational enough. I should hate this movie because of its savagery, its endangerment of animals, and its overlong running time...but it's so weird, and the X-rated cut is collectible, so it's hard to get too enraged. And also, I'm a fan of Stacy Keach, so while this isn't "The Ninth Configuration" it's at least a rare film in the Keach catalogue (he probably regrets being in it now, since he's recording audio versions of the Bible!).