Red Bull Energy Drink, Tropical, Yellow Edition, 12 fl oz (24 Pack)

Q: Does this product really give you wings?

I'm a cattle farmer and wings would be awesome. After drinking about $800 of this stuff - NOTHING. On a whim I let one of my bulls, red of course, have a little taste. He was so excited. I go in and then back out a little later. And.... That bull broke through secure barn doors to, uh, stretch his wings. That red bull was enjoying his aerial view of the farm and dropping cow pies that could cause a brain injury. But boys those wings are beautiful, though. Red Bull is a nice pick up for humans. But dont let you red bulls taste it or they will be punching holes in rooves everywhere!