Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil 2 FL OZ - 100% Natural & Organic Leave-In Conditioner for Men

I just purchased this a few days ago and so far I am impressed! My beard normally has dandruff and is itchy. Since I began using this product (and the Medicine Man Beard anti-itch shampoo) I have seen a vast improvement. I also use a silicon beard brush to massage this stuff in and the results have been great. I don't particularly care for the scent of this oil, but it is not that bad and doesn't seem to linger too long.

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I have tried numerous products because they were less expensive. None of them worked I figured I'd give this try even though it was more expensive...well you get what you pay for, WORTH EVERY PENNY! My beard itch is gone and the redness and welts have gone away as well...love this stuff!!

It works for a little while.

It works and is not gunky.

Wash and oil and I still have an itchy beard.

I have tried dozens of beard oils since I grew my beard and by far Medicine Man's Anti-itch Beard Oil is the best beard oil I've used. It's not too heavy, it has a fresh clean scent, makes my beard soft and I love that its 100% Natural & Organic - It's a GREAT product! #customerforlife

I can't tell if this is an effective product because I can't stand the smell. The only way I can describe it is sort of acrid tree sap. Not a pleasant pine like sent but a very unpleasant strong sap smell.Unfortunately there are no returns so I'm stuck with it. It's going in the trash. You've been warned.