Vassarette Women's Comfortably Smooth Slip Short Panty 12674

It's Friday night. 5pm. I just got home from work. The dog is looking at me like "hey, when are you going to feed me, lady?", the baby is in his bouncer, probably about to go bonkers at any minute... I'm trying to eat chips and salsa with one hand.... and I'm interrupting all of that to write this review. Yeah. They're that good! I'm buying more as soon as I hit "submit".Ladies with curves - you know the situation. You are NOT wearing pantyhose or some kind of shaping contraption with that dress, yet if you go without something and have to walk more than 50 feet and it's over 65 degrees out... ugh. I've been there too. So, if you're like me, you've headed out to whatever big box store and started buying boyshorts, knickers, slipshorts, bike shorts, whatever. Or you buy a second stick of deodorant and use it Amy-Schumer style. Or you find yourself Googling things like "products to prevent runner's thigh rash" even though you don't run. Ever.Do you have one-click ordering turned on? It's worth it for this item! I put them on and immediately knew it: yes, these will work. Here's why:1) They're a great length. Boyshorts don't work -- those are basically grandma panties with a lower waist and maybe a 2" inseam. Horrible. On the other hand, these actually have an inseam, come down, and fully cover the chub rub areas. I don't look like the model in the picture (I'm a size 16 for your reference), but the picture is pretty accurate. I have about a hand's length between the bottom hem and my knee while wearing these. I can wear a knee or above-the-knee length dress or skirt without anyone knowing I'm wearing these.... unless I want them to know. (wink wink) ;)2) This is not shapewear! Hallelujah! If you want spanx or similar, you already know where to get those. Sometimes you just want something lightweight and comfortable. These fit the bill. And, they don't cut me at the waist, creating that weird muffin-top madness that requires some kind of shaping cami or whatever on top to eliminate. Bonus!!!3) These are lightweight! So it's not like you're wearing bike shorts underneath your skirt. I mean, I don't do spinning or ride a bike, but I'm guessing the material used for those applications is not super lightweight and opaque. I live in Vermont and it's February, so I can't attest to how cool these will be in humid weather, but based on my previous experiences with garments like these, I think they will be comfy. A worthwhile trade off for not having to waddle due to sore, chaffed thighs!4) These stay put! I've been sitting all kinds of crazy ways, running up and down stairs, walking around my house -- no tugging needed.I hope these work as fantastically for you as they are for me. I hope your search for comfortable, practical shorts is over so you can liberate the unworn dresses and skirts from your closet! :D

I do not have a thigh gap.I do not have a Toblerone triangle.What I do have is American sized thighs that I will generously call muscular. (Just go with it, ok?) My thighs love each other. They need to be touching each other at all times for comfort, which makes wearing skirts a difficult thing to do comfortably as my thighs try to stick together. When separated, or in the moments when I'm walking and they're not making full contact at all times, they reach and cling for each other, sweating with the anxiety of being apart, which causes the dreaded chub rub.Hence, cruising Amazon for slip shorts, boxer briefs, anything that allows me to wear a skirt without pain, and to be able to walk for longer periods of time without people asking what's wrong with my back due to my thigh-clinging gait.These arrived, a smooth, silky pair of slip shorts that look like they're made for a toddler. I measured, they're about 3.5 Amazon gift cards width across at the top. Not to judge, but my waist is clearly not 3.5 Amazon gift cards across, so there was a certain level of, "You're kidding, right?" However, I had ordered based on other reviewers praise of their stretchiness and comfort, so into the washer and dryer they went...I tried them on right out of the drier. (It's summer. That was stupid. Great idea in the fall, stupid when it's 90+ degrees out.) Once they cooled a bit, they were marvelous. They stretch enough to fit comfortably - the only noticeable part once they're on is actually the bottom leg band feeling a little tighter due to the hem. This isn't bad, as it keeps the legs in place unless you're scootching around on furniture or getting out of a car. It's definitely not shapewear, which I appreciate, it's just tight enough to stay in place yet you can still breathe (and eat ice cream) easily. Perfect.My thighs are happier, and calmer, with the soft fabric surrounding them. I can exercise more, though the goal of a thigh gap isn't ever going to be on my to-do list. Clearly this product is a win for everyone.

I didn't know these products even existed until I came across them on Amazon the other day. I've tried spanks and shorts which always end up being way more aggrivation than wearing a dress is worth. I thought I'd give these a try and I just received them yesterday. I wore them around for several hours and here is what I found: They are true to size - I wear a 20 in pants and a 9 in underwear, so I ordered an XXL/9 and they fit good. They material is soft, stretchy and seem to be breathable. The top rolls down when I sit or bend over but everyone is built differently and its hard to fit 1 garment on all body types and make it perfect for every person. Rolling down is not a deal breaker for me. I just won't pull it up over my belly button. The legs pretty much stayed in place. I would have preferred the legs to be a bit longer, just because it would have been more comfortable for me but they didn't dig in or ride up. Overall, I think this is a good product and will work for eliminating thigh rub.